Attic Self Storage Makes Father’s Day
This week’s blog is dedicated to all the dads in the world. Happy Father’s Day fellas! This Sunday is your special day, and Attic Self Storage is here to help you get the very most out of it.
After they’ve brought you breakfast in bed, bring your family on a day trip to either King’s Cross or Bow and we’ll help you convince them that one of our secure storage units is an ideal Father’s Day gift. Even if you have to pay for it yourself.
Better than a shed
Every man dreams of owning a shed, but even if you have a garden with enough space for one, they’re not a safe place to store all your precious dad stuff. Lawn mowers, power tools, half dismantled boat engines and 1980s football coin collections are much better off under lock, key and CCTV at Attic Self Storage. You, and not your kids, will have 24-hour access 365 days a year. And there’s no chance of anyone smashing a cricket ball through the window.
Man drawer, man cave
Free up space at home for other members of the family by emptying the man drawer and relocating the man cave. Attic is the ideal place to keep boxes of phone chargers, piles of paint cans, stacks of magazines, old computers, model airplanes, remote controlled rally cars, golf clubs, records, CDs, DVDs and cassette tapes that you can’t bear to throw away just yet. You can hoard what you like with us and you won’t be nagged to put it on eBay, take it to the charity shop or stick it in the loft ever again.
No dress restrictions
It’s part of your job as a dad to embarrass your nearest and dearest by wearing inappropriate shorts, vests and hats throughout the year. Especially when picking your children up from school. You can keep your wardrobe safe from being culled by keeping a rail of your favourite chic clothes in your Attic storage unit. Keep your underwear forever, never throw away another ironic Xmas jumper and hold onto every pair of battered old trainers you’ve ever bought in your life. If you really want to make a lasting impression on your children, we suggest you also keep a well-stocked collection of socks and sandals for pairing up when you go on holiday.
Don’t let anyone tell you to sit down and grow old gracefully. Dads are much maligned for their antics on the dance floor, but Attic is keen to help change all that. Your old fashioned moves can be honed and practiced in the privacy of a discrete storage unit away from the prying eyes of judgmental neighbours or easily embarrassed teenagers. And then when you’re ready, you can unleash the ultimate dad dance routine on the world – at a family wedding, neighbourhood barbeque, graduation party or wherever it will have maximum impact. Go daddy go!
Attic is proud to encourage dads to be dads with our self storage facilities. If you’re looking for the perfect father’s day gift, look no further.