How Flexible is Our Flexible Storage?

posted in Personal by Frederic at 7:34 on Dec 09th, 2017

Imagine something really, really flexible.

  • The trunk of a rubber tree in a hurricane;
  • The tongue of a chameleon catching a cricket;
  • The knee joints of a contortionist squashed inside a fish tank;
  • The thumbs of a teenager dumping her boyfriend by text;
  • A six-foot snake side-winding through silvery sand;
  • An eel slipping through fronds of soft coral;
  • A hummingbird’s wings;
  • An elephant’s trunk;
  • A baby’s toes;
  • Hot toffee;
  • Latex;
  • Skin.

You could go on dreaming up metaphors all day but however much you flex your brain trying to think of the most flexible thing you can, it still won’t be as flexible as our flexible storage deals.

No fixed term storage

Attic Self Storage offer no fixed term storage so you can rent a storage unit for just a matter of weeks, a couple of months, a few years or forever.

It’s completely up to you how long you decide to stay. We’ll give you as much space as you need while you’re with us, and we promise never to be clingy or difficult if the point comes when you want to take your stuff and go. (Sounds like a great relationship, eh?)

Switchable sizes of storage space

When it comes to upsizing or downsizing storage, we make it as easy as humanly possible to do either.

If you find you need more space than you started with, just say the word and we’ll upgrade you to a bigger unit. Similarly, if you want to reduce the size of your storage unit (and your monthly bill) we’re ready to accommodate you, in person, online or at the end of the phone.

Flexible move in and move out

We won’t put any restrictions on when you can move in or move out either.

Just let us know when you’re coming, or which date you want to leave, and we’ll take care of every last detail so that everything runs smoothly. That’s why we call it flexible move in and flexible move out.

24-hour access

You can visit your storage unit at Attic whenever you want. Unlike a lot of storage facilities, our secure pin-code entry system allows you to access your storage unit 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.

You couldn’t ask for more flexibility than you get when you rent your storage space from Attic Self Storage.

More flexible than flex itself

In fact, come to think of it, our storage options are more flexible than a few other things that have just occurred to us:

  • A leaping lemur’s tail;
  • A handful of raw pizza dough;
  • Houdini’s handcuffed wrist joints;
  • A somersaulting gymnast’s backbone;
  • A bendy toy stretched between two toddlers;
  • A rubber band in a blackbird’s beak;
  • The dorsal fin of a surfing dolphin;
  • A wet-suit full of ball bearings;
  • And a partridge in a pear tree.

Oh no, hang on, that last one doesn’t work, does it?

If you can think of something that’s more flexible than the storage options at Attic Self Storage, please let us know and you could win a prize*.

*nothing’s more flexible, so there’s absolutely no point in entering this competition. Judges decision final!

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